Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Brutus Buckeye, The Worldas Many Battered Mascot, Gets Owned Again

What is it about Brutus Buckeye which makes him this obvious punching bag? Can it be his freakishly square mind? The creepy, expressionless eyes? The cap thatas much too little for his mind? His racial heritage (nut)? The solutions are shrouded in mystery. All we know is that we have another case of severe Brutus abuse in the state of Ohio, since the hapless mascot was positively destroyed while, of all things, trying to catch a during a Buckeyes staff scrimmage. It happened on Saturday during Student Appreciation Trip to Ohio Stadium, where Brutus for reasons uknown was the target of a move. Thatas where he was met by sophomore linebacker David Perkins, who flattened Brutus with a fairly horrible tackle. Yikes. From 11 Warriors: Several aoohsa and aahhsa came from the projected 2,500 students seeing on either sideline. The student portraying the loveable nut jumped back up but quickly left. He wasn't seen again. Thereas no word on whether he suffered an accident or if it was just his pride that was hurt. Following exercise, Perkins said he didnat mean to hit Brutus so hard. Nevertheless when a linebacker sees a carrier streaking down the area untouched, the drinks get flowing. Brutusa complete 2013 stats: 1 party, 4 meters (left team. Retired). To be correct, I also heard a number of jokes for the reason that movie. Poor Brutus. Unfortunate, really. Needless to say most of us remember this, when Brutus was similarly destroyed by the Bobcat pet of Ohio University just before their 2010 nonconference soccer matchup:

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